Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian

Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian
http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm

10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees!

6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects – will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering.  And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”

3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.

2 – You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers.  You consider that to be evidence that prayer works.  And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history – but still call yourself a Christian.

2 Responses to “Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian”


  1. 1 ezkivinuz November 7, 2011 at 3:51 am

    THIS EXCELLENT!!
    HUMANITY IS NEEDED IN THIS INFORMATION OVER!

  2. 2 jinxedjoe January 28, 2012 at 12:21 am

    Isn’t there enough hatred amongst Hindus and Muslims that you have to create now with Christians and then with Buddhist and then with the rest of humanity. Every year a lot of people covert to Muslim religions and Christian religion and a lot of Christians from the west embrace Hinduism. All done on the free will. Religion is very personal to every person and its a personal choice. Its best we leave it at that and not get into things like Hitler was a Christian. Yes he was and so was Mother Teresa. Noone hates Jews from Christianity unlike your perception otherwise Jerusalem doesn’t become a Holy place for Christians. Less said better. But we all have one life and least one can do is spread love and care and if not do something that does some good to a few for a better life and not live with hatred.


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